[00:00.000] 作词 : Paul Simon
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Paul Simon
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[00:10.930]I been Norman Mailered  Maxwell Taylored
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[00:16.150]I been John O'Hara'd  McNamara'd
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[00:21.460]I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
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[00:26.690]I been Ayn Randed  nearly branded
[00:29.630]A Communist  'cause I'm left-handed
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[00:32.270]That's the hand I use  well never mind
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[00:37.160]I been Phil Spectored  resurrected
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[00:42.460]I been Lou Adlered  Barry Sadlered
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[00:47.850]Well  I paid all the dues I want to pay
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[00:53.010]And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
[00:55.800]And all of my wealth won't buy me health
[00:58.640]So I smoke a pint of tea a day
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[01:06.940]I know a man's brain's so small
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[01:10.440]He couldn't think of nothing at all
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[01:13.040]Not the same as you and me
[01:15.200]He doesn't dig poetry
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[01:17.960]He's so unhip when you say Dylan
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[01:21.350]He thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
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[01:24.060]Whoever he was  the man ain't got no culture
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[01:29.560]But it's alright  ma  everybody must get stoned
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[01:37.850]I been Mick Jaggered  been silver daggered
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[01:43.610]Andy Warhol  won't you please come home
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[01:48.430]I been mothered  fathered  aunt and uncled
[01:51.280]Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled
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[01:53.930]I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone