Asshole
You woke up an asshole
I couldn’t believe my eyes
I really hate my bad eye
And I thought you knew
You woke up, my girlfriend
I can’t believe my luck
I can’t believe my bad luck
And I should have known
You told your friends about me
I’m not as smart as you
And all your stupid questions
I don’t laugh at you
How can I change you?
How can I?
How can I change you?
And I hope things work out well for you
And I, I’m not coming back
You knew all along
You stole my best line
You're right, you know I’d go to ******* hell for you
There I go believing you again
There I go believing you again