Slurp! 作词 : Jordan Stephens/Harley Alexander-Sule/Ben Cullum 作曲 : Jordan Stephens/Harley Alexander-Sule/Ben Cullum Ooo take it and then frame the picture Ooo making sure you don't delay Ooo I don't wanna see the future But if we're not careful we won't see better days Hi My name's Jordan I hate Piers Morgan Mates with James Cordon I rate Graham Norton Love the bass more than a lot of small talking Too much swiping and not enough walking I love animals a lot more than humans Or when an owner names their dog like Susan Yo for real I hate zoo's though You try and cage me and bruv you'll get my type judo Catch me watching mean girls Wearing a T-shirt saying **** sea world Looking through the glass and the happy scene Plus I get stared through the window of a MacyD's Been real since I remember mate All the other dude's fake like Kylie Jenner's face If I'm ever in a place where I can celebrate Then I'd do it with glass of ice and lemonade Yeah First ice and water then Sweeten the taste Make sure it's cold enough For goodness sake That sunshine yellow Can freshen up your day So when life gives you lemon's you should Make Lemonade Let's go yo Watch be we do Watch watch be we do Slurp Slurp Slurp I said life would be better with a few less Trump's A few less Hopkins's A few less chump's A lot less junk and a lot more honesty A lot less of Michael Owen doing commentary Back when Ludicrous was still dropping skill Less Iggy Azalea more Lauren Hill More depth and a lot less slap and laugh Sold light steppe and storms getting in the charts More Corbyn a lot less Johnson **** the Tory's yo it's posh nonsense I will not be governed by a bunch of crooks Just give it to the rich and you're Robin Hood Less Stacy Dash more Boyega There's light an the end of the saber If you're looking through life for a saviour Make sure you got a little sugar for your neighbour First ice and water then Sweeten the taste Make sure it's cold enough For goodness sake That sunshine yellow Can freshen up your day So when life gives you lemon's you should Make lemonade Let's go yo Watch be we do Watch watch be we do Slurp slurp slurp slurp Watch be we do Watch wastch be we do Slurp slurp slurp slurp