[00:28.26]On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair [00:34.37]Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air [00:40.58]Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light [00:46.57]My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim [00:50.07]I had to stop for the night [00:53.17]There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell [00:59.47]And I was thinking to myself [01:02.06]"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" [01:06.01]Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way [01:12.31]There were voices down the corridor [01:15.52]I thought I heard them say [01:17.73] [01:18.78]"Welcome to the Hotel California [01:24.44]Such a lovely place [01:27.73]Such a lovely place [01:30.99]Plenty of room at the Hotel California [01:37.16]Any time of year [01:40.51]You can find it here" [01:42.55] [01:44.35]Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Bends [01:50.46]She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends [01:56.81]How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat [02:03.22]Some dance to remember, some dance to forget [02:09.77]So I called up the Captain, "Please bring me my wine" [02:15.28]He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969" [02:22.60]And still those voices are calling from far away [02:28.85]Wake you up in the middle of the night [02:32.16]Just to hear them say [02:34.66] [02:35.32]"Welcome to the Hotel California [02:40.91]Such a lovely place [02:44.22]Such a lovely face [02:47.64]They living it up at the Hotel California [02:53.85]What a nice surprise [02:57.15]Bring your alibis" [02:59.34] [03:01.24]Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice [03:06.43]And she said: "We are all just prisoners here of our own device" [03:14.58]And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast [03:20.74]They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast [03:27.42]Last thing I remember, I was running for the door [03:33.88]I had to find the passage back to the place I was before [03:40.20]"Relax," said the night man, "We are programmed to receive [03:46.41]You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!"