[00:00.00]McFly the Musical (At The Royal Albert Hall )-McFly (飞侠) [00:01.681](Live At The Royal Albert Hall) [01:27.861]10years have gone by in the blink of an eye [01:33.911]Time really seems to fly when you're in McFly [01:41.711]So thanks for coming here tonight [01:44.961]I hope that we aren't playing shite [01:48.391]And if we are please be polite or Doug will cry [01:55.450]I wrote this song so that collective [01:58.70]Leeway could get some perspective [02:01.190]Before we play and you scream cheer and clap [02:08.560]So please allow me if I may to take you some place far away [02:18.150]And quickly give a brief 10year recap [02:27.410]In 2001I attended an audition and became [02:33.160]The 4th addition to the Busted 1st addition [02:35.460]After 24hours those frickin'Busted bastards [02:38.430]Kicked me out and told me I was not what they're after [02:41.290]But I'd have done the same if I was in their position [02:44.100]But I'd have kicked the one out with the eyebrow condition [02:46.910]That wasn't the end no it didn't stop there [02:50.720]In 2003up in Bolton somewhere [02:58.470]I met someone with talent oozing out of his bones [03:00.840]That's right folks he was called Danny Jones [03:03.840]His skills on the guitar really are quite insane [03:06.580]But what balances his talent is his microscopic brain [03:09.890]He agreed that him and me should right a bunch of songs [03:12.540]So we got a record deal and here's where it goes wrong [03:15.730]We held an audition and two guys came along [03:20.10]Called Dougie and Harry and that's how McFly was born [03:39.660]Being McFly is pretty awesome you get to do radical things [03:44.910]Like touring round the world from Madrid to Brazil [03:47.900]Or building schools in Africa for kids that are ill [03:50.770]Yes everyday is different but equally thrilling [03:53.740]There's no way of knowing what tomorrow will bring [03:58.330]Being McFly is pretty awesome it's not very hard to see why [04:03.680]It's so awesome being M-C-F-L-Y [04:15.370]Being McFly is pretty wicked but I am just one of four guys [04:20.380]I'm the only one who's not been on reality shows [04:23.370]But if I did I know I'd be recieving your votes [04:26.370]'Cause I can do the tango with some folks that are famous [04:28.990]Or chill out in the jungle eating ostrich's anus [04:33.300]Or there's the Big Brother house but I would never go in [04:36.100]'Cause I'd rather sing some opera with Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen [04:40.890]Or I could stay home writing songs for One Direction [04:43.450]In search for sing-alongable musical perfection [04:46.880]And spend an hour admiring my Harry Potter wand collection [04:55.190]Dougie wants to add a joke in here about erections [05:02.00]But it's a family show so I'm making some corrections [05:04.990]For those penis eating jungle swingers ballroom dancing opera singers [05:11.700]Being McFly is pretty awesome it's not very hard to see why [05:16.380]It's so awesome being M-C-F-L-Y [05:23.180]It's been M-otional [05:25.660]C-eems so F-ortless [05:28.290]I'd do it all again for the L of it [05:30.470]Just don't ask me Y [05:33.990]It's been M-barrassing [05:36.490]C-eems so F-ing stressful [05:39.50]But overall it's been de Lightful [05:41.420]It's hard to Y [05:44.40]Every now and then the strangest things go on [05:49.530]Like being on the cover of a gay magazine with no clothes on [05:58.460]But after 10years of it we just don't give a sh*t [06:01.270]We will do anything literally anything [06:04.700]We might even pull our trousers down and wave around our dingalings [06:14.130]Being McFly is pretty awesome but it's not been the easiest ride [06:19.430]Dougie went to rehab and thank God he came back [06:22.120]I lost loads of weight and now I'm no longer fat [06:25.500]Danny's going bald so he might start wearing hats [06:27.620]We've had our share of tabloid covered exploiting romance [06:31.60]We still don't know if Harry really shagged Lindsay Lohan [06:33.570]Check me out 'cause I can play piano with one hand [06:36.310]That's how awesome you become if you are in my band [06:39.560]You paid for the ticket so should probably buy a programme [06:48.870]Oh being McFly is freakin'awesome [06:54.180]But I am only one of four [06:58.360]The other three are equally as awesome as me [07:02.290]We're just about as awesome as a pop band can be [07:06.470]Our awesomeness is tangible it's easy to see [07:10.530]Why we're so freaking radical occasionally magical [07:14.710]Dramatical fanatical for us matter-of-factual [07:18.830]Tactual fantastical contractual we sold out shows [07:23.70]There's no turning back at all from McFly [07:32.120]M -Emotional after 10years [07:34.800]C -See my eyes are filling with tears [07:37.800]F -It's effortless [07:39.480]L -Like elephants [07:40.730]Y -'Cause we're awesome [07:42.290]Just like McFly [07:51.400]M C F L Y