Dead!
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be there wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life

And if you get to Heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take
Me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead

Oh Dead!

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life

And if we get to Heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if  your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think I never liked you anyway
Oh take
Me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to
take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

One, Two, One Two Three Four
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,

If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?

Dead!