[00:37.12]Soaky in the pooper
[00:41.54] Standing in a stupor by the tank
[00:48.48] Better call the super
[00:55.68] As I grip the towel rack for strength
[01:02.96] Studied all these cracks before
[01:05.98] Stuff the towel beneath the door
[01:10.26] Crawling up all upon the floor
[01:13.22] And wait for it to pass
[01:21.91] Hear the faucet dripping
[01:28.65] As his brain is slipping into mud
[01:35.55] Man I think he's tripping
[01:42.94] Better pull his head out of the bowl
[01:50.25] And as the ceiling starts to bleed
[01:53.38] He carefully begins to read
[01:57.40] The label on the toilet seat
[02:00.11] It's like warning of some kind
[02:55.38] As his face turns bluish
[03:01.88] And his eyes roll back into his head
[03:09.03] The funeral was jewish
[03:17.03] All the mourners traveled in one car
[03:23.97] They remembered he had said
[03:26.28] You're never lonely when you're dead
[03:30.50] And as the final rights were read
[03:33.71] The angels start to sing
[03:43.32] Soaky in the pooper