[00:06.83]Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh [00:12.94]Why did I ever leave Ohio? [00:19.20]Why did I wander to find what lies yonder [00:24.96]When life was so cozy at home? [00:31.69]Wondering while I wonder [00:37.68]Why did I fly? [00:41.10]Why did I roam? [00:44.18]Oh, why, oh, why, oh [00:46.97]Did I (Sue: You) leave Ohio? [00:50.22]Maybe I'd better go [00:54.41]Home... [00:56.55]O-H-I-O [00:58.92]Maybe I'd (Sue: You'd) better go home [01:10.40]Mother, this song still doesn't explain why you abandoned your children [01:14.41]Ohio was stifling, and we couldn't wait to get out of the place [01:18.17]And I told you, "Sue, we're going to be hunting Nazis" [01:21.29]And Pop said, [01:22.80]"Sue, this might take a little while" [01:23.63]Well, those Nazis are slippery, [01:25.61]and me hunting them way down in Lima, Peru [01:27.93]And we'd get postcards [01:29.22]from Niagara Falls [01:30.45]Well, I'm stalking Mengele in Bolivian malls [01:32.66]Three times a year we'd get crackling phone calls! [01:30.42]Happy birthday [01:36.47]"Hunting Nazis!" [01:37.23]Merry Christmas [01:38.20]"Hunting Nazis!" [01:38.90]Homesick [01:39.67]Abandoned [01:40.37]Heartsick [01:40.91]Neglected! [01:41.75]Thank heavens we're free! [01:48.75]Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh [01:54.82]Why did I ever leave Ohio? [02:07.38]Oh, why, oh, why, oh [02:10.36]Did I (Sue: You) leave Ohio? [02:14.55]Maybe I'd better stay [02:19.13]Home