[00:06.940]Honey, you'll hurt yourself!
[00:14.620]I can't play tennis,
[00:15.630]My golf's a menace,
[00:16.850]I just can't do the Australian crawl,
[00:20.300]And I'm no better at volleyball,
[00:22.220]Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love,
[00:26.720]Ain't there anyone here for love?
[00:39.630]I'm apathetic
[00:41.040]And non-athletic,
[00:43.450]Can't keep up in a marathon.
[00:45.160]I need some shoulder to lean upon
[00:48.200]And a couple of arms to hold me,
[00:52.120]Ain't there anyone here for love?
[01:05.040]I'm not in condition to wrestle,
[01:12.570]I've never trained in a gym.
[01:16.060]Show me a man who can nestle
[01:23.520]And I'll pin a medal on him!
[01:29.520]Need some chappie
[01:30.710]To make me happy
[01:31.650]And he don't have to be Hercules!
[01:34.020]Don't anyone know about birds and bees,
[01:36.430]Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love,
[01:44.160]Ain't there anyone here for love?
[01:58.490](Doubles, anyone?)
[02:06.710](Court's free!)
[02:13.810](Two out of three, anyone?)
[02:23.370](Doesn't anyone wanna play?)
[02:27.510]I like big muscles
[02:30.310]And red corpuscles,
[02:33.520]I like a beautiful hunk o' man!
[02:37.610]But I'm no physical culture thing,
[02:41.550]Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love,
[02:48.040]Ain't there anyone,
[02:52.830]Ain't there anyone,
[02:57.400]Ain't there anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone, for love?
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