Poor, Poor Pitful Me (1977, 2007) Well I lay my head on the railroad track Waiting on the Double E But the train don't run by here no more Poor poor pitiful me Oh these boys won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe woe is me Well I met a man out in Hollywood Now I ain't naming names Well he really worked me over good Just like Jesse James Yes he really worked me over good He was a credit to his gender Put me through some changes Lord Sort of like a Waring blender Well I met a boy in the Vieux Carres Down in Yokohama He picked me up and he threw me down He said 'Please don't hurt me Mama' Poor poor poor me