You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
 作词 : Albert Hague/Dr. Seuss
 作曲 : Albert Hague
You're a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch

You’re a vile one Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Now given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile

The words that best describe you are
Stink, Stank, Stonk
Stink, Stank, Stonk
Oh, Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch

Hey, hey, hey