[00:00.00]Idol on set alright look alive people
[00:02.88]And we're live in 5 4 3 2
[00:08.60]Welcome back to the land of r-reality
[00:11.22]Wait, let`s get it again with a little more personality
[00:17.04]Welcome back to the land of r-reality
[00:20.10]Great now, say I want the world to see the real me
[00:23.10]Don't eat, don't sleep, stay healthy
[00:25.66]And it isn't in the budget to get a ticket for your family
[00:28.92]I heard they hired us our own attorney
[00:31.58]No conflict of interest there, don't you worry
[00:34.96]Look over there at the Hollywood sign
[00:37.72]Sign, sign right there on the dotted line
[00:40.82]Pretend you're dating. It's great for ratings
[00:43.84]Look into the camera
[00:45.34]America's waiting
[00:48.24]Everything ain't always what it seems
[00:53.36]to the La La Land that you see on your screen
[01:00.00]Everything ain't always what it seems
[01:05.16]in the La La Land of reality
[01:11.72]I feel a little under the weather
[01:14.44]We got a pill from Beverly Hills that'll make you feel better
[01:17.92]No such thing as a winner or a loser
[01:20.90]Everyone's a winner said Every producer
[01:23.84]It ain't our call, it's America's honey
[01:26.66]It's not our decision, but your time is our money
[01:29.40]We need more energy
[01:31.14]We need more ratings
[01:32.68]Dance for the camera
[01:34.18]America's waiting
[01:35.48]Everything ain't always what it seems
[01:40.78]in the La La Land that you see on your screen
[01:47.34]Everything ain't always what it seems
[01:52.70]in the La La Land of reality
[01:58.10]in the La La Land of reality
[02:05.10]Lights and camera
[02:06.74]Cut, that's me, Just like that like one, two, three
[02:10.86]Take all of your clothes off please
[02:14.10]We're gonna need 'em back for the finale
[02:17.00]Someone call security, and escort her out to the street
[02:23.08]You should probably call an Uber
[02:26.06]It might be hard to get a taxi (taxi, taxi, taxi)
[02:30.48]Everything ain't always what it seems
[02:35.58]in the La La Land that you see on your screen
[02:42.32]Everything ain't always what it seems
[02:47.44]in the La La Land of reality
[02:53.36]In the La La Land of reality
[03:00.00]Don't believe everything that you read
[03:05.30]In the La La Land of reality