[00:08.29]Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
[00:11.89]And when the Ball was over,
[00:13.71]there were four-and-twenty less,
[00:16.03]Singin' balls to your partner,
[00:18.36]your ass against the wall,
[00:19.94]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[00:22.22]ya never been had at all.
[00:27.05]There was doin' in the parlor,
[00:28.80]there was doin' on the stones,
[00:31.45]But ya couldn't a hear the music
[00:32.91]for the wheezin' and the groans,
[00:34.96]Singin' balls to your partner,
[00:37.40]your ass against the wall,
[00:39.04]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[00:41.39]ya never been had at all.
[00:54.75]The undertaker, he was there,
[00:56.53]all wrapped up in a shroud,
[00:58.80]Swingin' from the chandelier,
[01:00.66]and peein' on the crowd,
[01:02.49]Singin' balls to your partner,
[01:04.81]your ass against the wall,
[01:06.42]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[01:08.75]ya never been had at all.
[01:13.90]The village cripple, he was there,
[01:15.80]ah he could not do much,
[01:18.15]So he lined the ladies against the wall,
[01:19.91]and he did 'em with his crutch,
[01:21.68]Singin' balls to your partner,
[01:23.97]your ass against the wall,
[01:26.01]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[01:28.26]ya never been had at all.
[01:45.80]Miss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,
[01:49.62]Some posies in her hand,
[01:51.27]and a carrot (in her cunt),
[01:53.89]Singin' balls to your partner,
[01:55.77]your ass against the wall,
[01:57.49]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[01:59.95]ya never been had at all.
[02:36.42]The Village postman, he was there,
[02:37.93]but the poor man had the pox,
[02:40.04]He could not do the lassies,
[02:41.93]so he did the letter box,
[02:43.50]Singin' balls to your partner,
[02:45.79]your ass against the wall,
[02:47.68]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[02:50.00]ya never been had at all.
[03:11.62]The Village Magician, he was there,
[03:13.47]he gave us all a laugh,
[03:15.70]He pulled his foreskin over his head,
[03:17.49]and he vanished up his ass,
[03:19.41]Singin' balls to your partner,
[03:21.56]your ass against the wall,
[03:23.41]If ya never been had on a Saturday night,
[03:25.68]ya never been had at all.
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